I'm jealous of your bromance
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Randomize