how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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