Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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