so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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