okay pat passed out under dana's car
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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