never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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