The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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