He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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