we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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