Pregnant stripper...not hot.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize