my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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