Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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