Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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