Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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