Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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