I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She bit a glass in half.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in