We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.