We won't sleep together?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just want to make out with him forever
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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