he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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