i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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