BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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