My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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