I want to walk on stilts...naked
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
