She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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