I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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