Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
they call him Oral-B. enough said
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
