Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
