he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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