I wish I could punch you in the face.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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