I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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