i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
50% drunk capacity currently
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
