My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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