they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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