Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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