Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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