marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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