Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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