just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
