it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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