My nipple is on Facebook.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
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he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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