Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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