Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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