Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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