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anus plug
rubbish cock?
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you suck at this game today
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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