It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
this boner is exhausting
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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