Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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