yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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