One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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