At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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