I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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