I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.