"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
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pedialite and red bull = repair kit
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
There's always time for handjobs
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.