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(402): View more from Nebraska

Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.

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(647): View more from Ontario

if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.

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(407): View more from Florida

cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.

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the diet of an alcoholic...

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey

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(516): View more from New York

Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday

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(251): View more from Alabama

It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.

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