she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.