You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go