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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  We need to talk about our relationship.

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope

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• (315): View more from New York

  He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.

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  That's completely alright, I do it a lot.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.

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• (716): View more from New York

  after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off

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