Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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