ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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