How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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