She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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