what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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