Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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