Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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