Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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